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Max Bygraves( Walter William Bygraves )
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Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be (Remastered)
They've changed our local palais into a bowling alley and Fings ain't wot they used t'be There's teds wiv drainpipe trousers and debs in coffee houses And fings ain't wot they used t'be There used to be trams Not very quick got you from place to place But now there's just jams, half a mile thick Stay in the human race, I'm walking They've stuck parking meters outside our door to greet us No, Fings ain't wot they used t'be Monkeys flying around the moon We'll be up there wiv 'em soon Fings ain't wot they used t'be Once our beer was froffy, but now its froffy coffee No fings ain't wot they used t'be It used t'be fun Dad and old Mum paddling down Southend Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com But now it ain't done Nevermind chum, Paris is where we spend out outings Grandma tries to shock us all Doing knees up rock n' roll Fings ain't wot they used t'be We used to have stars Singers who sung A Dixie Melody They're buying guitars Plinkety plunk, backing themselves with three chords only Once we danced from twelve to three I've got news for Elvis P Fings ain't wot they used t'be Did the lot we us t' Fings ain't wot they used to be
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