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Big Money
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The Last Man On Earth
A space ship landed on my lawn today you may find it extremely hard to believe but it actually did happen anyway, a door opened, and out came… a woman wow - she looked like an amazon queen from an Italian sexploitation flick I said hi there you must be tired from a long and exhausting journey may I interest you in a relaxing game of strip poker?
She said not even if you were the last man not even if you were a friend of Superman not even if you were the last man on earth
Not even if you were the last man not even if you were a friend of Superman not even if you were the last man on earth
Thank you - she got back into the ship and took off to a galaxy far far away I threw myself on the phone and called a publisher who by the way was… a woman I said hi there I just met a girl from outer space so here's the deal I tell you my story and you turn it into a best-seller there's big money in this for both of us so what do you say - lunch? Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
She said not even if you were the last man not even if you were a friend of Superman not even if you were the last man on earth
Not even if you were the last man not even if you were a friend of Superman not even if you were the last man on earth
Then I called my mother who by the way is a woman I said hi mom I forgot your birthday last week you know how bury I am these days anyway, I'm between platinum albums at the moment do you think you can spare me a few bucks
She said not even if you were the last man not even if you were a friend of Superman not even if you were the last man on earth
Not even if you were the last man not even if you were a friend of Superman not even if you were the last man on earth
Not even if you were the last man on earth
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