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Weird Al Yankovic( Alfred Matthew Yankovic )
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I Lost On Jeopardy
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I was there to match my intellect on national tv Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd I was tense, i was nervous, i guess it just wasn't my night Art fleming gave the answers Oh, but i couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
Well, i knew i was in trouble now My hope of winning sank Oh, 'cause i got the daily double now And then my mind went blank I took potpourri for one hundred And then my head started to spin Well, i'm givin' up don pardo Just tell me now what i didn't win, yeah, yeah Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
That's right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeard's supply of rice-a-roni, the san fra O treat. but that's not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you don't get to Back tomorrow. you don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. you're a complete loser!
Don't know what i was thinkin' of I guess i just wasn't too bright Well, i sure hope i do better Next weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ight
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh) I lost on jeopardy, baby
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